×the mind ○f a maniac×



hey handsome…………of that money to me

Posted 10 hours ago With 277,655 notes

"she acts boyish, she must like vagina"

"he’s got a feminine personality, he must suck dick"

"the way people act automatically determines their sexuality"

Posted 10 hours ago With 6 notes


[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

Posted 11 hours ago With 160,048 notes


THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

Posted 11 hours ago With 31,529 notes