hey handsome…………of that money to me
"she acts boyish, she must like vagina"
"he’s got a feminine personality, he must suck dick"
"the way people act automatically determines their sexuality"
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out