×the mind ○f a maniac×

mermaids-and-anchors:

That wasn’t very mermaid of you.

Posted 39 minutes ago With 301 notes

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

Posted 7 hours ago With 353,535 notes

joshpeck:

I NEED TO GO TO BED BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

omf I’ve been there it sucks but it rOCKS ya feel

Posted 19 hours ago With 711 notes

“oh my god who fucking cares”

anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)

Posted 19 hours ago With 72,094 notes

  • Age 5: i wanna be part of the xmen
  • Age 18: i wanna be part of the xmen

Posted 19 hours ago With 139,369 notes

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y0itskameron:

I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

Posted 19 hours ago With 104,095 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i despise country music so hard like i will be singing any song at the top of my lungs but as soon as someone turns on country music i sit down and fold my arms and don’t make eye contact with anyone

Posted 20 hours ago With 1,896 notes

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

Posted 20 hours ago With 11,109 notes

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